Funny SMS
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card,
it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want '10' of them.
Beauty is not how you look,
it is not how handsome u r,
it is not ur figure too...
Beauty is the inner self,
so change ur underwear daily.
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card,
it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want '10' of them.
Beauty is not how you look,
it is not how handsome u r,
it is not ur figure too...
Beauty is the inner self,
so change ur underwear daily.
