Funny sms
A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me...
But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...
In a train, ticket checker to a Babu: Ticket please!
Babu: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Babu: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Babu: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".
An engineering student to his sweeper
brother: I have got degree,
I have got knowledge,
I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.
A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me...
But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...
In a train, ticket checker to a Babu: Ticket please!
Babu: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Babu: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Babu: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
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Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".
*****
Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have
Girlfriends
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Rest have
Girlfriends
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An engineering student to his sweeper
brother: I have got degree,
I have got knowledge,
I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.
