Fun Messages in telugu
Ten Girls Jumped into swimming pool,
Suddenly all water disappears. y??
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""""New Whisper Ultra""""
absorbs all water....!!
Master : Rey nuv buthulu matladatnavanta
Stdnt : Buthula? nena ? Yevadu Cheppadu SIR?
Vadevado Mimmalni bhale ERRIPUDU chesadu SIR :-)
Son: Mom, What is meant By girlfriend
Mom : My Dear, When u grow up and become
Good then u too will got one.
Son : If not bcome Gud
Mom : Then u'll get plenty ::-)
A guy cald d radio station & said
I hav found a purse wit Rs.15000 & ID card.
RJ:Hw honest ! so u wanna return it ?
Guy : No just Wanna dedicate a SAD SONG to him...!!
Officer : Madam, swimming is prohibited in this lake.
Lady : Then y u did not tell me when I was removing My Clothes.
Officer : Well, that is not prohibited...!!
Student: Mam, y Gandhi has no hair on his head ?
Teacher : BCoz of Intelligence..!
Student : Now i undrstud "Y" Girls Have LONG Hair...!!
Girl : Tiht ga Undi
Boy : Kasepu orchuko
Girl : Ah melliga Pettu
Boy : Oh! Pattatledu
Girl : Ah! abba noppi
Boy : Sare vere Ring Kondam
Mam : rajesh3*4 entha..?
Rajesh : 12 Mam
Mam : Very Good! Mary 4*3 enta..?
Rajesh : 21 Mam !
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meru teragesi adigithe nenu gurtupatalena enti :-)
