Funny Sms

Funny SMS

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?

 Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.



Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?

Shopkeeper: How about this card,

it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'

Gal: Great! I want '10' of them.


Beauty is not how you look,

it is not how handsome u r,

it is not ur figure too...

Beauty is the inner self,

so change ur underwear daily.






Always start your day with a lot of S E X

S-mile

E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!


Good news!

A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend.

Just call me and order your kiss.

I will personally go and deliver it.
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funny sms

Funny sms



A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me...

But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...






In a train, ticket checker to a Babu: Ticket please!

Babu: I don't have.

TT: Where do you want to go?

Babu: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!

TT: Come, lets go!

Babu: Where?

TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
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Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".
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Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.

Rest have



Girlfriends
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An engineering student to his sweeper

brother: I have got degree,

I have got knowledge,

I can sit in society. What do you have?


Sweeper: I have the job.
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funny sms

Funny Sms

Can v do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood

Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"






If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!





Boy: I am not rich like rohit,
I don't even have a bid car like sachin.
But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about sachin..



Dream makes everything possible,
Hope makes everything work,
Luv makes everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the above...

So always Brush ur Teeth


Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday.

Have a Great Sunday...







Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Son : Not much dad, just a radio

with a sports car around it.
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Friendship sms

Freidnship SMS(Messages)


Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know.
My riches do not lie in material wealth,
but in having friend like you-a precious gift from God.
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Good FRIENDS CARE for each Other..

CLOSE Friends UNDERSTAND each Other...

and TRUE Friends STAY forever

beyond words, beyond time...!!
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FRIEND in different languages...
Hindi - DOST
German - FREUND
Herbew - CHAVER
French - AMI
Pinoy - KAiBiGAN
Dutch - VREND
Mexican - AMiGO

For me.. just simply "YOU"
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Stars has 5 ends

Square has 4 ends

Trinagle has 3 ends

Line has 2 ends

but Circle of our friendship has no end...!!



Friend ship messages

Friend ship

Months-12
Cricket Players-11
Fingers-10
Planets-9
Corners-8
Wonder-7
Tastes- 6
Oceans-5
Directions-4
Seasons-3
Eyes-2
Sweet Frnd-1

It's "You"


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Messages Bala krishna 3

Bala Krishna Messages

Cinemalu flop ayyi Balayaa oka Petrol BUNK pettadu.

Kani evvaru PETROL ki ravadam ledhu

Y ?
?
?
Guess?
?
?
?
?
?
Petrol Bunk 2nd Floor lo Pettadu...!!


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In a train, ticket checker to a Balayya: Ticket please!

Balayya: I don't have.

TT: Where do you want to go?

Balayya: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!

TT: Come, lets go!

Balayya: Where?

TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
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Balaya nyt nidra lechi aggipulla geesi malli padkunnadu

NTR: Emyndi babai, Enduku Lechavu ?


Balaya : Em ledura Nuv Lite off Chesavo Ledo chusa anthe


Nuv Paduko !!!!










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Telugu Messages
Bala krishna//Jr.NTR//Sardar//Funny//Romance//audlt
Good Morning//Night//After Noon//evening//DAY
Festivals//Friendship//love

Funny Messages

Funny Messages

A Girl went 2 shop and asked give me a Hair Oil.


Sales boy : "VATIKA"


Girl : Chi Chi Chi......


"Vatiki" kadu Thalaki




Kid : Mummy Naku Tammudu Kavali.


Mother : Mee Daddy Dubai velladu,


Vachina tarvata Alochiddam.


Kid : No ! Daddy ki manam Surprise Iddam..!!!




Teacher : Kartha Karma Kriya ante enti??


Student: Ninna o ammai ni chudadam Kartha,


Love cheyyadam Kriya,


Adi mee ammai avvadam mee Karma.





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More Messages(SMS)

Telugu Messages and Telugu Sms

Messages and SMS

Messages and SMS

Telugu Messages :

Hindi Messages

Good Morning**Good Night**Good After Noon**Good DAY
Funny **Bala krishna**Jr.NTR**Sardar
FriendShip**Love**Festivals

English Messages

Good Morning**Good Night**Good After Noon**Good DAY
Funny **Bala krishna**Jr.NTR**Sardar
FriendShip**Love**Festivals

Romance messages

Romance Messages(SMS)
Balakrishna Jr.NTR Good Morning Good Night Good After Noon Funny Sardar Romance


1 Boy doing sex with girl.

Girl said : Noppiga undi.

Boy : Nuvvu 10 varaku Lekkapettu Nenu Teesestha.

Girl :1, 2 Aaa

3, 4, 5 Ufffff

6, 7, 8 Aaah Aaa

9, 9, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5


Teacher : "Sania eats Grass today"


Now tell it in future tenses!!


Student : "Sania will give 'MILK' Tomorrow"


In a crowded bus..........

Boy: Aunty ur apples r touching me.

Aunty : So what they r my apples.

Boy : Apples r urs But Juice is coming out from Banana....!!

Messages and Sms

Good Morning//Good Night//Good After Noon//Great Day
Messages


Fresh flowers r waiting to disturb u.


Hot coffee waiting to taste ur lips.


Sun, Birds, Cool air, Rain & "I" all r looking for U To open ur Eyes.


2 Say..... Gud Mrng


Worries r like Birds.. Let dem fly-over u .

But, Don't Letem Build a est in u..

Life is a Precious gift. eel iteep ito itchieve it enjoy it.

Good Night


"Miles" & "Smile" r made from same letters

but U know whts d difference ? Smile on Ur face keeps

Me happy even though I'm Miles away from u.......!!

Good Night ::-)

Days r too busy,

Hours r too fast,

Sec r too few,

But there's always time for me to remember a Nice friend like u Good Evening

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Telugu Message(sms)
Bala Krishna###Sardar###Fun

Messages and SMS

Good Morning//Good After Noon//Good Night///Good Day
Messages

The Runner says "It's Possible but it's Difficult"


The Winner Says "It's Difficult but it's Possible" Always


Think like Winner It's the Spirit ...!!

* * Good Morning**





H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K =

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =98% only! But

A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E =

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

A person with Right attitude always wins.

Great Day


In happy movement don't forget me:

Difficult movement trust me :

Quiet movement call me :

Painful movement tell me :

Free movement "SMS" me :

Gud aftrnun....!!!
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Hi! Two peoples are aked ur details,

I gave ur adress & call No. they will visit u Soon.

Their Names r Mr.SLEEP & Miss.Dream. Plz Welcome them ..

Gud Ni8 ....!!!


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Bala krishna##Sardar##Fun



Mobile Message(sms) balakrishna 2



Balayya : Na mobile lo time edit chesi 10:00pm ani pettu



Jr.Ntr: Enduku Babai ??



Balayya: Night Balance Undi !! Matladali



Jr.Ntr: Nuv Super babai...!!


Balakrishna Once went 2restuarent,

Afr eating, he went 2 wash hands,

But he began 2 clean da basin Y?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Bcoz

Ther was written "WASH BASIN"...!!!!



What is Friendship ?

Once Ballayya Purchsd new mobile

Frnds askd him sweets

Ballayya wnt to bazar sold out his mobile & Purchsd Sweets.


Dat's Frndshp:-)


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I Hate Luv Storys

I Hate Luv Storys


Directed By : Punit Malhotra

Written By : Punit Malhotra

Produced By : C.Ashwini Dutt ; Karan Johar

Starring : Imran Khan ; Sonam Kapoor ; Sameer Dattani ; Samir Soni ; Bruna Abdullah ;
Genre : Comedy ; Drama ; Music ; Romance

Music By : Vishal-Shekhar

Cinematography : Ayananka Bose

Editing By : Akiv Ali
CBFC Rating : U/A Certificate
Distributed By : Dharma Productions ; UTV Motion Pictures

Release Date : 2nd July 2010

Running Time : 2hr 15 min

Country : India

Language : Hindi

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Fun Messages in telugu



Ten Girls Jumped into swimming pool,

Suddenly all water disappears. y??
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
""""New Whisper Ultra""""
absorbs all water....!!





Master : Rey nuv buthulu matladatnavanta


Stdnt : Buthula? nena ? Yevadu Cheppadu SIR?


Vadevado Mimmalni bhale ERRIPUDU chesadu SIR :-)




Son: Mom, What is meant By girlfriend

Mom : My Dear, When u grow up and become

Good then u too will got one.

Son : If not bcome Gud


Mom : Then u'll get plenty ::-)





A guy cald d radio station & said

I hav found a purse wit Rs.15000 & ID card.

RJ:Hw honest ! so u wanna return it ?

Guy : No just Wanna dedicate a SAD SONG to him...!!





Officer : Madam, swimming is prohibited in this lake.

Lady : Then y u did not tell me when I was removing My Clothes.

Officer : Well, that is not prohibited...!!





Student: Mam, y Gandhi has no hair on his head ?

Teacher : BCoz of Intelligence..!


Student : Now i undrstud "Y" Girls Have LONG Hair...!!





Girl : Tiht ga Undi


Boy : Kasepu orchuko


Girl : Ah melliga Pettu


Boy : Oh! Pattatledu


Girl : Ah! abba noppi


Boy : Sare vere Ring Kondam






Mam : rajesh3*4 entha..?

Rajesh : 12 Mam

Mam : Very Good! Mary 4*3 enta..?

Rajesh : 21 Mam !
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meru teragesi adigithe nenu gurtupatalena enti :-)



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Telugu Messages
Balaya-----jr.NTR-----Fun

Mobile Messages (SMS)

Sardar Messages and SMS

Sardar was arrested 4 a road accident

Judge : How did accident occur ?
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Sardar : I don't know sir I was sleeping..!!!






Mobile messages(sms)

Balakrishna




"Once balaya's radio was damaged,


he opens it & find a dead cockroah inside...........



Balaya: Oh my GOD!!!

"Singer" Dead.................

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J.NTR: Babai 5+5 enta?

Balaya: Arey Jaffa, Howla, Idiot,
Stupid, Vedava, Daridrapu Mohapoda,
Nela Takkuva Vedava, Lopaliki Poyi


"Calculator" Theesuku ra po........p..


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Jr.NTR: Babai Water nundi power enduku Tisthaaru?


Balaya: Mentalga...... ala tiyakapothe
"Snanam chesetapudu" shok kodthundi kadara.


Jr.NTR: Nuvu keka babai...


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Jr.NTR: Enti chair kothaga undi eppudu konnav?


Balaya: Ninna interview ki vella kada ra
"TAKE U R SEAT" annaru,
ante tiskuvachesanu !!!


Jr.NTR: Nuvu keka babai..........


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NTR: Babai nuvvu evarinaina love chesava?


Balaya: Chesanu kani thanu "i love u 2" andi

Aa rendo vadu evado artham kavatle ra !!



NTR: Nuvu keka babai...............




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LG MOBILE GD880




Display :

Type : TFT touchscreen, 256k colors
Size : 480 x 854 pixels, 3.2 inches
Multi-touch input method
Accelerometer sensor for Ul auto rotate
Proximity sensor for auto turn off
Scratch resistant surface

General:

2G Network : GSM 850/900/1800/1900
3G Network : HSDPA 900/2100
Announced : February 2010
Status : Available released April 2010




Size :

Dimensions : 102 x 47.6 x 10.6mm
Weight : 99g

Camera:

Primary : 5Mp, 2560 x 1920 pixels, Auto focus
Features : Geo tagging, face and smile detection, image stabilization
Video : Yes, VGA@30fps
Secondary : Video Call Camera

Sound:

Alert types : Vibration, MP3 ring-tones
Speaker phone : Yes, 3.5mm audio jack & Dolby mobiles sound enhancement



Memory :

Phone Book : 1000entries, Photo Call
Call Records : 20dialed, 20received, 20missed calls
Internal : 330MB
Card Slot : Micro SD, Up to 32GB.

Data :

GPRS : Class10 <4+1/3+2slots>, 32-48kbps
EDGE : Class10, 236.8kbps
3G : HSDPA 7.2Mbps, HSUPA 2Mbps
WLAN : Wi-Fi 802.11 b/g, DLNA
Blue-tooth : Yes,v2.1 with A2DP
USB : Yes, Micro USB v2.0

Features :

Messaging : SMS, MMS, Email, Push Email
Browser : WAP 2.0/xhtml, html
Radio : Stereo FM Radio with RDS
Games : Yes
Colors : Black
GPS : Yes, with A-GPS Support
Java : Yes, MIDP 2.1
Social Networking Integration with live Updates
MP4/DivX/XviD/H.264/H.263 Player
MP3/WMA/eAAC+Player
Organizer
Document viewer(word, execl, powerpoint, PDF)
Voice Memo
T9

Battery :

Standard Battery, Li-lon 1000mAh(LGIP-550N)
Stand by : Up to 330h
Talk Time : Up to 7H(more)

SYMBOLS

SYMBOLS FOR SMS & CHARTING
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